The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to see through glass

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!