The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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power to eat through your but

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!