The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to have a black president

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!