- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

The power to move 7% faster.

the ability to lick your own anus

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power of making toast land butter-side up

power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The ability to grow a third nostril.

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

the power to nit propely

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

Pointless Super Powers