Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!