- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not have a power

The power to buy free things.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to eat food

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to be poor for life

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to see through air.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

Pointless Super Powers