the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to die....

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!