The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to change your mind

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!