The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Meatvision.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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To call me maybe

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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A good Kisser

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!