The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to eat ass.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to close your nose

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!