The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to create shit

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to to think less

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to see through water.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!