The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to be yourself.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to fall up.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Meatvision.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!