The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Lactokinesis

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!