The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to explode on the moon

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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penis

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!