the power to become retarded

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!