the power to fail

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!