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the power to create bad superpowers
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the power to poo every time someone asks you out
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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head
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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie
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the ability to constantly have the fever
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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.
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The power to see John Cena.
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The power to breath underwater only when on land.
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The power to always smell like cheep wine.
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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.
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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man
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The power to have the longest little finger
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone
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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed
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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.
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The Power To Poop on Command.
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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.
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The power to shed hair
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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.
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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.
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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...
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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!