the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!