The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to poke

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!