The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!