The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Nipple Radar.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Stop clapping

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!