The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the ability to become black.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to shed hair

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!