the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!