the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to become retarded

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!