the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to die.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!