The power to light glue on fire.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to see through glass

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to go suicide

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!