The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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A healing punch

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to see through glass

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!