The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to do nothing

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to eat soap.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to pee out blue

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to change your emotions at will

The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!