the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!