- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to have a power

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

Meatvision.

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The ability to see through invisibility.

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power to wake up and live through school....

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

Pointless Super Powers