The power to see through thin air

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!