- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to close your nose

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to see through windows

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to not get shit dick

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to write about power.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to see through glass walls.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to create another human

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

Pointless Super Powers