the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to die on command.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!