The power to smell poop

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!