- Pointless Super Powers

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

the power to write only the letter R

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

The power to pee out blue

The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to go blind at will.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

the ability to fly underwater.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power of a power of a power of a power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!