- Pointless Super Powers

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to know what Erika is!

THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

The power to like any show

The power to transform into yourself

the power to know what time is not

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to piss lava.

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the power to taste your own spit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!