the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to go suicide

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!