The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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levi Hahne is gay

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!