The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!