The power to die but once

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!