The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!