The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to be dead

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!