The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to be yourself.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to fall up.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Meatvision.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!