The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!