the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to see through water

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to get STD's

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!