- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become helpless at will.

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to stay a virgin

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

the power to get STD's

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to turn into paper

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

The power to snore inhumanly loud

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to be yourself.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

Pointless Super Powers