- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

The power to be yourself.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to fall up.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to sleep anytime your tired

Meatvision.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to see who is writing these powers

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

Lactokinesis

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

the power to control urine

Pointless Super Powers