the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to like any show

The power to shit dirt!

the power to know what time is not

the ability to turn into random hats

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

the power to fart out of your penis

solar powered night-vision

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

the power to fail

The power to walk through air.

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The superpower to think that you have a superpower

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

To pee standing up.

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The ability to see through glass

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

The power to breath at will.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to shit with your mouth

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!