The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to like any show

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to shit dirt!

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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To pee standing up.

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the power to fail

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!