The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to see through windows

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The power to not have this superpower

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!