The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to see through glass

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Third armpit.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to predict the present

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!