The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to die early.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to die but once

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!