the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to make elton john gay

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to make asians smart

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to die

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to ?-1.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!