The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to fart flames

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to only fart in public

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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To call me maybe

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!