The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Grass eating

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to go suicide

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!