The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!