The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to speak in cursive

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to smell poop

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!