The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to die

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!