The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power of being pointless

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to have no power.

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to give vegetables immortality.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to fly 2mm above the ground

the power to fart terrible gas

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to be born.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!