The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to smell poop

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!