The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to clean

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!