The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!