the power to be able to blow air

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!