The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be buried at sea

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power to fly only in the plane

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!