The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to see through horses

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to clean

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!