The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to be attracted by bullets

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

The power to go suicide

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!