The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to like this power

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!