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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to know what Erika is!

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!