Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to summon a massive midget

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!