The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!