The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to die on command

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!