The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Taekwondo

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to bleed

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to think salmon.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!