The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!