the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to poke

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!