- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to make water expire.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to murder rocks.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

Pointless Super Powers