Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!