the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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to make asians smart

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the power to die if you think

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!