- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

Lactokinesis

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

power to see through glass doors

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

the power to summon 10 ants every week

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to give your wife rights

the ability to fly- but only indoors

Pointless Super Powers