the power to see through water.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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32% Levitation.

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levi Hahne is gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!